Seth "Flappy Fanny" Walker shrieks as he is pronounced Womanless Beauty Pageant Queen and is presented with a crown and bouquet of roses by Donna King.
Overcome with emotion, Womanless Beauty Pageant Queen Seth "Flappy Fanny" (left) and People's Choice and Most Fashionable winner Daniel "Awful Aguilera" Wendt pose with Beauty Pageant Host Kellee Hennessy of the Livingston Parish School Board.
Womanless Beauty Pageant contestant Seth "Flappy Fanny" Walker looks over the judges' shoulders as they make their final decision. Judges are (from left) Livingston Parish Tax Assessor Jeff Taylor, Denham Springs Councilwoman Lori Lamm-Williams and Denham Springs City Marshall Jerry Denton. Fanny was later crowned queen of the pageant.
Josh "Juicy Jasmine" Miley puts on his red lipstick before the competition begins.
Seth "Bodacious Bethany" Gilbeau (right) shows off his baton twirling skills for the upcoming talent portion of the competition as Lawson "Ginger Snap" Smith warns him about the dangers of overconfidence.
Joshua "Sasha Fierce" Harvey sings his heart out to Crazy in Love by Destiny's Child.
Lawson "Ginger Snap" Smith wows the crowd with his cheerleading talent.
Zach "Cinnamen Brown" Junda shows his weightlifting skills with enthusiasm for the talent portion of the competition.
Drew "Bubbly Beverly" Wascom (far right) and Lawson "Ginger Snap" show their jealousy as Daniel "Awful Aguilera" Wendt wins the People's Choice and Best Talent.