Kathleen Parker: Hello Mullah, hello Faddah

Posted 1/30/02

Dear Mom,

What can I say? War is hell, but Guantanamo is fab. Temps are hovering in the low 70s, finally got rid of that rat's nest the T'bans called a beard, and am eating better than we ever did …

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